Jindujun t1_iyddrv7 wrote on November 30, 2022 at 3:56 PM

Aperture Science, Black Mesa and the Combine.

I mean... I'd probably stand with Black Mesa but Aperture Science is soooo tempting

ebony1442 t1_iydfhqu wrote on November 30, 2022 at 4:07 PM

Aperture Science has cake!

Mad_Arson t1_iydfmk0 wrote on November 30, 2022 at 4:08 PM

Cake is a lie but they have a lot of neurotoxin gas

ebony1442 t1_iydfwv2 wrote on November 30, 2022 at 4:10 PM

I suspect that they have no more neurotoxins than the other two.

[deleted] t1_iyebvmn wrote on November 30, 2022 at 7:36 PM

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KittyLickMyMeow t1_iydtl0r wrote on November 30, 2022 at 5:39 PM

...pssstt. The cake is a lie bro.

Edit: I enjoy finding out that others posted the same joke before me. It makes me smile inside.

CmdrThunderpunch t1_iyez94o wrote on November 30, 2022 at 10:07 PM

The Combine are an interdimensional alien empire, all Black Mesa did was accidentally open a rift, and the best Aperture Science could pull off was a combustible lemon that burns your house down.

Jindujun t1_iyf0tgx wrote on November 30, 2022 at 10:18 PM

Hogwash! Aperture Science can also make you into a mantis-man, turn you inside out and give you moondust cancer!