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MugOfDogPiss t1_j235dv4 wrote

Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuuuuuuck I have a lawn dart in my fooot arrrrrgh!!! Why did I try to play lawn darts atop my gas powered pogo stick whilst wearing my radium watch arrrgh I’m so stupid!

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IJUSTATEPOOP OP t1_j235n5q wrote

FUCK I FLEW OUT OF MY 1969 FORD MUSTANG BECAUSE I CRASHED AND IT HAS NO SEATBELTS AND NOW I AM EITHER DEAD OR PARALYSED FOR LIFE

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