While individually and sporadically presented as they are, these kinds of dadaist how-to's and graphics do nothing for me. A tiny bit of discomfort, but then I forget about it.

I have an irrational concern that someday, someone is going to inject me with a hallucinogenic substance and strap me to a chair a la Clockwork Orange and make me watch them on repeat while I quickly spiral out into insanity.

Happy Valentine's day!