hatwobbleTayne t1_jcbd5qn wrote
Reply to comment by xX420GanjaWarlordXx in He will follow his best friend anywhere by lnfinity
Do the chickens have large talons?
Kaevek t1_jcbqiq1 wrote
They get larger as they age. Our oldest rooster have several inch long talons that are pretty sharp. Our youngest one has stumpy little ones haha
hatwobbleTayne t1_jcbvtqc wrote
I was making a Napoleon Dynamite reference, a bit of a deep cut I guess LOL
boopthat t1_jcbybup wrote
Can’t find my checkbook, hope you don’t mind I pay ya in change
b4d_vibr4tions t1_jcc7es3 wrote
That’s like a dollar an hour!
cerberus00 t1_jcgz1ak wrote
O'yr dere n' thr crkbd I foun'na shshnony arrwhed.
b4d_vibr4tions t1_jch13hl wrote
Probably one of my favorite quotes
Kailmo t1_jcco2x7 wrote
I heard his voice when I read it.
higster94 t1_jcde7i3 wrote
Even better haha!!! Past our prime lol. We could both probably throw a football over them mountains
MauPow t1_jcdmo0s wrote
Woulda won state if coach'd put me in, no doubt in my mind
dandroid126 t1_jcbqf3c wrote
I don't understand a word you just said.
bum_is_on_fire_247 t1_jcc0v0i wrote
Can't find my cheque book! Hope you don't mind I pay you in change...
Awsums0ss t1_jcc427y wrote
i see a dynamite reference, i upvote
Blossom087 t1_jcbfa0k wrote
Roosters can grow lang talons.
HouseOfSteak t1_jcd3om8 wrote
While this is a Napoleon Dynamite reference, roosters actually do have a track record for killing people.
Jump, claw, femoral artery.
Dead in 4 minutes.
higster94 t1_jcddyck wrote
Haha!
“You think someone wants to take a roundhouse to the face, while I’m wearing a pair of these badboys?!? FORGET ABOUT IT!”
X_Irradiance t1_jcdo9fj wrote
I’m wearing those exact pants right now. They’re extremely comfortable.
Blossom087 t1_jcbfbll wrote
Happy cake day
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