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t1_jcbc1es wrote

May I suggest a wise old owl for F1?

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OP t1_jcbjwzk wrote

You know, I tried, but for the life of me, I can't make birds lol

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t1_jcbw3bk wrote

How about a crab for Esc? When crabs are stuck in a bucket they pull any climbers back in.

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t1_jcdhe16 wrote

Did you know that when you put a lot of crabs in a bucket, they actually don’t try to pull each other down to stop any single one from escaping? That was something we projected onto them based on our own cynical and selfish attitudes. Just another example of anti-crab propaganda that your humble author hopes to challenge.

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t1_jcdsnns wrote

Thanks for taking us on that journey into the human psyche, HIGH_PRESSURE_TOILET

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t1_jcd3xwt wrote

There's a great instructional out on the internet on how to draw an owl. Good place to start.

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t1_jcdlu44 wrote

Probably because they don't even actually exist so that makes sense.

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t1_jcdlzaj wrote

A random bird for the Windows button.....cuz they be flying into windows and shit..I don't know. I'll see myself out through the window...

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t1_jcfc8sk wrote

You should work on your birds because a vulture for F4 would be badass.

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t1_jcfw2xy wrote

Why F1?

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t1_jcl8ec0 wrote

What is the universal function of the F1 button in applications?

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t1_jcldtmw wrote

No clue that's why I'm asking. I'm pretty computer knowledgeable so if I don't know a lot of people won't. I would guess it's help but what normal person uses that over google?

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