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Lee1138 t1_jcbc1es wrote

May I suggest a wise old owl for F1?

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robotmon OP t1_jcbjwzk wrote

You know, I tried, but for the life of me, I can't make birds lol

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imbogey t1_jcbw3bk wrote

How about a crab for Esc? When crabs are stuck in a bucket they pull any climbers back in.

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HIGH_PRESSURE_TOILET t1_jcdhe16 wrote

Did you know that when you put a lot of crabs in a bucket, they actually don’t try to pull each other down to stop any single one from escaping? That was something we projected onto them based on our own cynical and selfish attitudes. Just another example of anti-crab propaganda that your humble author hopes to challenge.

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rabidjedos t1_jcdsnns wrote

Thanks for taking us on that journey into the human psyche, HIGH_PRESSURE_TOILET

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riptaway t1_jcc6kf1 wrote

Just like the fox but with a round head!

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theveryrealreal t1_jcd3xwt wrote

There's a great instructional out on the internet on how to draw an owl. Good place to start.

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JayEOh0788 t1_jcdlu44 wrote

Probably because they don't even actually exist so that makes sense.

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JayEOh0788 t1_jcdlzaj wrote

A random bird for the Windows button.....cuz they be flying into windows and shit..I don't know. I'll see myself out through the window...

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Ragman676 t1_jced8ey wrote

Just make him super fluffy so he's mostly an oval

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Lee1138 t1_jceqr5r wrote

That's okay, most mammals can't.

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Mr-Korv t1_jcfqa4j wrote

Everything is possible with enough duct tape

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vava777 t1_jcfc8sk wrote

You should work on your birds because a vulture for F4 would be badass.

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nanoH2O t1_jcfw2xy wrote

Why F1?

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Lee1138 t1_jcl8ec0 wrote

What is the universal function of the F1 button in applications?

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nanoH2O t1_jcldtmw wrote

No clue that's why I'm asking. I'm pretty computer knowledgeable so if I don't know a lot of people won't. I would guess it's help but what normal person uses that over google?

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