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WarrenBuffetsDriver t1_jdt06g5 wrote

Conspiracy: there is no one walking on the tracks an it's just delayed.

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zjuka t1_jdt734v wrote

That’s a bit dull for conspiracy, may I suggest alien worm, like in Men in Black? Every time they announce that’s the train is delayed because someone is walking on tracks, we can assume that some exhausted Path employee is trying to negote with Jeff the 600 foot worm.

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bram_phetamine t1_jdvi8zo wrote

Jeff's a good guy once you get to know him - he's just misunderstood.

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