Submitted by dorkishj t3_yewkg6 in jerseycity
JeromePowellAdmirer t1_iu0s63x wrote
Reply to comment by Hot-Ad2515 in When will anyone enforce riding in the street? by dorkishj
Clearly, you wouldn't mind me taking the mirrors off, keying, and slashing the tires of every driver illegally parked in the bike lane. They are breaking the law and are dangerous when a cyclist is coming down the lane only to face a choice of swerving into traffic or slamming into the car. So I will go ahead and take care of these dangerous people just like you want.
dasuberblonde t1_iu21lvm wrote
I would like to start a vigilante group of cyclists who go around vandalizing cars that park in the bike lanes. If the police won't do it, we take justice into our own hands
[deleted] t1_iu5tcuq wrote
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Hot-Ad2515 t1_iu0tb2k wrote
Hey Jerome, next time you nearly clip my kids at the cross walk be ready to get a pipe in those spokes
JeromePowellAdmirer t1_iu2gj9j wrote
Sure thing. I'll be glad to get a "pipe in the spokes" of my nonexistent bicycle and get you shipped off to prison anyways.
Hot-Ad2515 t1_iu2xu05 wrote
Shipped off to prison for sticking a pipe in your nonexistent bicycle? The hell are you talking about?
JeromePowellAdmirer t1_iu4mhib wrote
LMAO buddy's stumped 🤣 you better haul your ass back to Sussex County if you don't want me punching out your illegally parked car
Hot-Ad2515 t1_iu4ycft wrote
I guess you'll be the one going to prison Mr. ! 🤓 I hope you know I'm from the greatest county in New Jersey, and that's not Sussex.
Hot-Ad2515 t1_iu0tlcl wrote
Jerome runs stop signs and gets into accidents with parked vehicles. I think it's time you hang the bike up.
JeromePowellAdmirer t1_iu2gncd wrote
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