Submitted by your_city_councilor t3_ye0jhi in massachusetts
Chippopotanuse t1_itv74b9 wrote
A Dunkies cup tossed on the ground outside the Kenmore T station by a guy wearing a Sox jersey, who is vaping and holding a scratch ticket.
TecumsehSherman t1_itv9say wrote
There better be an empty fireball nip bottle on the ground nearby.
idontsmokeheroin t1_itw83zo wrote
Funny you say that. I was in an Eastham graveyard the other day and there were an insane amount of nips at like every tombstone.
TecumsehSherman t1_itw9aif wrote
I hate it.
Some towns have passed ordinances to stop the sale of nips, and I'm 100% in favor of it.
alcutts27 t1_itwjcak wrote
And 100% of those towns can blow me.
TecumsehSherman t1_itwkmdf wrote
If you're one of the people throwing them on the ground, I'm ok with you not living here.
Or, if you're one of those people I see buying a brick of nips in the morning and then breaking into it in their car before driving away, I would prefer that you not live anywhere near here.
alcutts27 t1_itwlfpp wrote
It's called a sleeve. And I specifically get the ones in glass, so when I throw them out my window they shatter on the sidewalk at six am.
I also leave my needles on park benches just to piss you off.
TecumsehSherman t1_itwm6nk wrote
>It's called a sleeve
Sorry, I don't speak loser.
Good on you for being bilingual, though.
alcutts27 t1_itwyd6j wrote
Hahahaha! Thanks, lots of higher education, had to learn how to deal with stiffs like you. Got my mastahs in go fuck yourself, while banging ya sista behind the dunkies dumpstah. I'm a bit of an over achiever.
tomdobs55 t1_itz387c wrote
Are you from Quincy, Revere, or Billerica?
Upthespurs1882 t1_itvhqbw wrote
What’s “how the fuck am I gonna pay for housing” in Latin?
fendermrc t1_itvrvd4 wrote
This is what Dall-e does with that assignment
https://labs.openai.com/s/Aja7JVG6cXdvAFmnuyAXjBIo
This one is almost better.
Chippopotanuse t1_itvsntd wrote
Oh my god. What the hell? This is awesome!!! Holy smokes.
fendermrc t1_itvt3up wrote
The AI wants a lot of detail, but seems to do it's own thing regardless. Like, where's that lottery ticket? (and I forgot to tell him about the Kenmore station location)
xshoki t1_itw4lq8 wrote
Stable Diffusion using `img2img` might do a better job here than DALLE, since you can give the AI an image prompt as well as a text prompt.
You could make a crummy collage in the gimp or krita (these are open source alternatives to Photoshop).
I'm a bit too lazy to do this myself right now, but if someone wants to play around huggingface has a cool website that lets you do this: https://huggingface.co/spaces/huggingface-projects/diffuse-the-rest
cbrad1713 t1_itxqmgv wrote
D O T N O
socialist_frzn_milk t1_itvb7r2 wrote
I was gonna say a half-empty Dunks iced coffee, but I like this answer too.
yummy_sandwich1 t1_itw29z9 wrote
What about a fireball nip?
TheTechOcogs t1_iu4fvn1 wrote
I think a donut would be cool
walterbernardjr t1_itvl6g5 wrote
This is the way.
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