>They live in NYC now for fuck's sake.

They indeed venture in from time to time, because metro north tracks are indeed a thing.

Similarly, it doesn't work out.

Up in Westchester along the south county trail? Absolutely, and fair is fair unless they're rabid in which case they get dealt with.

But wandering down the MNR tracks into Manhattan and taking up residence in Central Park? Nope, life will try, but that ain't gonna work out.