Submitted by i-am-sandvich t3_11dkgjm in memes
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WebSeeker101 t1_ja9eu3x wrote
Tediore is my favorite, but I also really like Jakob's
Catsuo_Akura t1_ja9h5ir wrote
Haha gun go boom
AidenPearce42 t1_ja9kxow wrote
Cyberpunk 2077 moment :
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TheLoverofAlcohol t1_ja9m2eo wrote
I thought about Tediore every time I saw this meme lol
_i_am_dj_ t1_ja9n3mm wrote
Was playing a minute ago...That's the shit bruh!
AnIntenseMoist t1_ja9ncyf wrote
I like Torgue BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING EXPLOSIONS!!!
evasive-creed t1_ja9r2md wrote
Empty the magazine halfway, forget I'm using tediore, wonder why I'm out of ammo again
catboyfrankenstein t1_ja9rmej wrote
I’m not sure I see how it’s ironic..?
ALaggingPotato t1_ja9ruuo wrote
thepowerofcrist t1_ja9txcd wrote
They'll teleport you a whole new gun for free! Plus it explodes
Salithril t1_ja9wguw wrote
Ah Tediore, personally I prefer Jakobs/Hyperion and maybe Atlas too but that's just me.
CaptainStroon t1_ja9xkld wrote
Tediore, the gun for everyone
howiMetYourStepDad t1_ja9zego wrote
Torgue is my Fav cuz its a brainless gun, shoot, shoot, dont aim (anyway its not accurate at all), shoot, DAMAGE!
howiMetYourStepDad t1_ja9zjve wrote
Plus it kill me most of the time. Just like torgue gun all get me killed cuz im dumb!
SomeIndividual1 t1_jaa02tc wrote
why is every comment sound like pr bot comments?
I-Rolled-My-Eyes t1_jaa7wv8 wrote
That pick up of the next gun was silky smooth.
Asriel__goatprince t1_jaac6nr wrote
I’m personally a Hyperion guy myself
J-Nico t1_jaacb0j wrote
Do most of yall even know this gif is skullkid from newgrounds? Im a gen z btw
LeeroyJerkin t1_jaacfyh wrote
It reminds me of that flash game called Skull Kid
ZombieLepra17 t1_jaad8n9 wrote
This is now forever stuck in my mind now
YeahMarkYeah t1_jaadxb1 wrote
I don’t get it but that’s a funny GIF
AestheticMirror t1_jaadztq wrote
I’m more of a Jacob/dalh myself but a tediore shotgun is always welcome
AH-64_Appache t1_jaajn8g wrote
It's less expensive to swap five sevens than to reload and waste precious 5.7mm ammo
Far-Ad-8618 t1_jaajpkn wrote
So he loads his magazines with only one round?
Ok_Record_1990 t1_jaajt6w wrote
I get it.
Ok_Record_1990 t1_jaajv27 wrote
It's super expensive tho
gorillawarking t1_jaan0la wrote
gorillawarking t1_jaan799 wrote
Personally I dont like torgue since it focuses too much on aoe rather than single target, making the damage per shot less as compared to other options
AnIntenseMoist t1_jaaq1gt wrote
I haven't played anything past BL3, but iirc Torgue weapon's damage per shot is higher than every other manufacturer's except Jakobs. They also deal all that damage in an AoE. Their downside is that they are slow, both fire rate and projectile flight speed is... bad. Doesn't matter much when you can finish a fight in one click and have an epileptic seizure doing it!
If you are talking about Tina's Wonderlands, it sounds like they nerfed Torgue guns. SAD MR. TORGUE NOISES
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BruhMomentum6968 t1_jaar6tv wrote
Tediore guns have saved my life so many times during my recent first playthrough of B3. Gotta love ‘em
nightdweller4 t1_jaas5ti wrote
If it took more than one shot then you weren't using a Jakobs
TrazynsMemeVault t1_jaasndu wrote
Torgue, but only for the Double Penetrating Unkempt Herald + Grog Nozzle combo on Salvador
Silverkip- t1_jaauhe3 wrote
Super duper recommend playing BL2, it's still the best one in the franchise and a modern gaming classic for sure
trashykiddo t1_jaauncd wrote
in the borderlands game series theres different manufacturers of weapons that each have their own unique twists/theme. the brand Tediore's guns are reloaded by throwing then gun at someone and the gun explodes while a new one appears in your hand
these arent really relevant to the meme but the other brands are:
Bandit/COV: large/unlimited magazine (that heats up) with low other stats
Hyperion: gets more accurate while shooting over time
Maliwan: always elemental (and needs charge time in borderlands 3)
Dahl: burst fire while in ADS
Jakobs: does more crit damage, high base damage, high accuracy, no element
Torgue: always has explosive bullets
Vladof: fast rate of fire that increases over time
Atlas: homing bullets
Danplays642 t1_jaausqf wrote
An actual meme that made me laugh in this sub 🥇
i-am-sandvich OP t1_jaauyjd wrote
Holy shit what an honor
Danplays642 t1_jaavtfm wrote
You’re welcome
BoredPsion t1_jaaw9to wrote
Yeah but SWORD GUN
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AnIntenseMoist t1_jaayia6 wrote
Already have! It's been a while though, so I can't remember much besides the intro sequence and farming Terramorphius (I spell that right?). Might be time for a replay!
ApplesTeamFort2 t1_jaayr3b wrote
Remember, switching to your pistol is faster reloading.
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Silverkip- t1_jaazt32 wrote
Terramorphous ;p
I'm silverkip_ on steam if you're up to some multiplayer!
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artyboi37 t1_jab2t5m wrote
I have a fl4k build that I run pure Jakobs on (most of the time). Slot 1 is either the Hellwalker or the Flood, depending on the situation. Slots 2, 3, and 4 are the Headsplosion, the Skullmasher, and the Monocle. I call it the rootie-tootie-point-n-shootie.
Awleeks t1_jab4m1a wrote
Jakobs, while not the most powerful (though still pretty damn powerful), are by far the most fun and satisfying guns to use.
jmancoder t1_jab4wy1 wrote
At Aperture Science, we use 65% more mag per mag.
platnumplayer t1_jab9msn wrote
I feel like this is from Cold War
firescales0403 t1_jab9q7y wrote
My favorite Torgue gun is in BL3. It's a legendary pistol shotgun that shoots 3 rockets and its amazing lol. I think I have two of them, one for each of the characters I made.
Superb-Ad5351 t1_jabc3fd wrote
If it took more than one shot you weren't using a jakobs!
smoldeer9810 t1_jabc50o wrote
BLOW UP THE ENTIRE FUCKING OCEAN!!!
Business_Wear_841 t1_jabcgrt wrote
I watched the gif, thought Tediore, then read the line…
Master_Trimdir t1_jabcnhl wrote
Accurate
Gid3on5 t1_jabegk2 wrote
you're the only person ive ever seen who prefers hyperion
MelvinVirginDefeater t1_jabfmvw wrote
maliwan gang
IncendiaryGamerX t1_jabfoj5 wrote
Hyperion is meh.
DxExAxD t1_jabgo8w wrote
the explosions overlap. u just have to set it up right and torgue are the strongest weapons ingame
Xavius_Night t1_jabgu5e wrote
If their BL3 kit was better focused on survivability, I'd like them more.
deadmemesoplenty t1_jabgzy4 wrote
As a compulsive reloader I've never liked Tediore weapons tbh
Petorian343 t1_jabhor1 wrote
Hyperion is the one with reverse recoil/bloom, right? Idk felt pretty good BEAMING targets with the latter part of a magazine
i-am-sandvich OP t1_jabjny6 wrote
Holy shit r\memes has a lot of borderlands fans
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Financial_Fee_426 t1_jabkcxp wrote
Reaver be like
ShinyMercenary t1_jabl6xb wrote
Like the way it explodes tho
sas_gg228 t1_jabm3a5 wrote
No logic was found
OddsAgainstChance t1_jabmxw3 wrote
I can see my house from here
OddsAgainstChance t1_jabn0gc wrote
The more ammo left in the mag, the bigger the boom
Sir_Rageous t1_jabn6qz wrote
I prefer Vladof and Jacobs
OddsAgainstChance t1_jabn8ul wrote
Forgot about Atlas, but loved it! Just fire you rocket launcher in the general direction of an enemy, Atlas does the rest
Sir_Rageous t1_jabndjx wrote
We think alike
Sir_Rageous t1_jabng0y wrote
Because we're all simps for fun firearms.
sophiaquestions t1_jabp03f wrote
Staring at the nocean, mouth gaping, stunned by the madness that just occurred
punkblastoise t1_jabps2n wrote
It took him more than 10 years to blow up the ocean. But the madlad did it.
Crusaderofthots420 t1_jabqjhz wrote
I always use Jakob's, or whatever the game's equivalent to it is. There is just something satisfying about fighting crazy sci-fi weaponry, with only a revolver and good aim.
Infamous-_-Lynx t1_jabqqxg wrote
cyberpunk 2077 track starts playing
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d3adp00l3gnd t1_jabs0kd wrote
Honestly my favorite way to activate BLOODSPLOSION
AggressiveMorning187 t1_jabuh17 wrote
SuperSonic486 t1_jabv3vk wrote
I started BL2 yesterday, and when i killed knuckledragger, i instantly got a legendary. Pretty lucky and made me laugh a little.
redxlaser15 t1_jabxcye wrote
I love reloading my guns by throwing them.
20_ZERO t1_jabxgel wrote
Meanwhile the Reaper from OW
mtgkajhit t1_jabxq5z wrote
Love Tediore and Dhal
Borom_q8 t1_jabylqc wrote
WITH THE HELP OF MY LOTION!!!
BeddaL t1_jabzk66 wrote
overwatch reaper:
Bad-Crusader t1_jac0fw6 wrote
Feels like Borderlands is one of those games that no one talks about unless someone brings it up. Then all of us appears like loot from a chest.
adamw7432 t1_jac0mqk wrote
I played all the games a lot. Manufacturer only matters for specific builds and its more about the legendaries than anything. Torgue is great on some characters. In BL3 you can make a Moze build with torgue rocket launchers that doesn't even need to aim to clear the entire screen. And it can do billions of damage with right setup and a direct hit.
Sharks_n_shit t1_jac0qla wrote
IT’S A FEATURE!
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New_Builder_409 t1_jac3b4w wrote
Man this is actually a magic gun 😂😂😂
GTOJudge724 t1_jacaas2 wrote
I particularly love the explosion upon reload feature, it helped out far more than I expected it to
GTOJudge724 t1_jacaoz1 wrote
“Example, this one guy in New Haven, right? City is burning, people are DYING left and right, yada yada yada, and this JACKHOLE rushes me with a SPOON. A SPOON! So I SCOOPED out his STUPID little eyeballs with it and his kids are all ‘WAHH!’ HE CAN’T SEE WHERE HE’S GOING AND BUMPING INTO STUFF. I-I dunno, maybe you had to be there. Anyway the moral is you’re a total dick.”
Chilly_C00p t1_jacb2h2 wrote
a foreigner trying to be an American
MrBoomBastik_ t1_jaccwb3 wrote
Vladof is the ultimate brand because of the spraying capability
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AllHailCraig t1_jad335g wrote
Bro Hyperion SMGs are the shit. The first third of your mag is pray and spray but then the hyper accuracy kicks in and it becomes a laser beam
BracusDoritoBoss963 t1_jad3p7e wrote
Fake. Wheres the explosion/boing-boing/insults of the tossed gun?
BracusDoritoBoss963 t1_jad3uak wrote
Wonderlands is wonderful because we finally blew up The ocean with nukes.
C_H_Oney t1_jadej1c wrote
Blonde Americans be like:
cows_are_underrated_ t1_jadnsql wrote
Jakobs is sick. I really liked their snipers.
JazzWillCT t1_jadt7mi wrote
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i-am-sandvich OP t1_jaeoii7 wrote
If I could give this Reddit gold, I would
Lokusin t1_ja98xcf wrote
Pretty ironic since the president of Tediore is a woman, and her idea of violence is throwing shit around.