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Redd235711 t1_jacbe2x wrote

My dad is almost 50 years old and he buys himself chocolate milk twice a month because he is an adult and no one can stop him.

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Illuminase t1_jad081k wrote

As an adult you can go to the store, buy a whole chocolate cake, and eat it all by yourself, literally any time you want and nobody can stop you.

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Redd235711 t1_jad0ogq wrote

I'm almost 26 and I use the fact that no one can stop me as justification to buy myself chicken nuggets. I can neither confirm nor deny the claim that the nuggets are shaped like dinosaurs.

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meme_used t1_jaeqgb1 wrote

actually if you don't share the cake you're legally required to give a 0.05% to the government as tax

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Tiiimmmaayy t1_jae03jo wrote

My dad is 65 and has made himself a tall glass of chocolate milk just about every single morning for as long as I could remember. He probably goes through a gallon of Hershey’s chocolate syrup in a month or two. Lmao

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Redd235711 t1_jae2kc5 wrote

I asked my dad once why he doesn't just get they chocolate syrup to make his own chocolate milk. His response was the syrup bottle takes up space, it's just easier to have the jug of chocolate milk. When I pointed out that he is using more space with a jug of plain milk and a jug of chocolate milk he told me to fuck off and said that it wasn't any of my business how another man manages his fridge. He wasn't hostile or anything, we give each other greif as often as possible.

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