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ArmChairAnalyst86 t1_je3fbev wrote

Would you like those milfs shipped next day for $3.99?

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EmperorBrettavius t1_je6pbr1 wrote

Why is shipping so expensive? That website I visited said they were in my area!

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[deleted] t1_je43waj wrote

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[deleted] t1_je4aweo wrote

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IonEagle21 t1_je7kw2i wrote

my mother fucking ass uses nothing, so yes I would like 3 please

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SpirituallyUnaware1 t1_je3gs9k wrote

Incognito forever baby, I don't care who sees it, as long as, it isn't a friend/family member that happens to use my phone for some reason....

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horny_alt17 t1_je3lhny wrote

As long as a family member dont find it imma keep adding to the collection

Incognito is the best fr

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Backgdf t1_je4zy9d wrote

By the time you generate something decent.

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varnecr t1_je4acdf wrote

I just have a separate reddit account strictly for porn subs.

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Thompompom t1_je4ehg3 wrote

Ah yes, u/varnecr69

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[deleted] t1_je4awfj wrote

Oh you poor sweet sweet child...whoever pays for the internet can see the websites you go to regardless...

Fun fact: They can't see what you were searching on uh idk pornhub? It will just show the website name. (I think)

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DarealHur1cNe t1_je4b2ai wrote

Wrong. Your ISP can see it, to see it yourself you would have to have a router that supports it, and most don't if I am not mistaken.

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[deleted] t1_je4b5i0 wrote

Oh shit that's nice.

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DarealHur1cNe t1_je4b9d1 wrote

I could still be wrong, but I am pretty sure that's how it works. Take it with a grain of salt, or feel free to do research on it lmao.

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BlueHairedDoggo746 t1_je3a240 wrote

Poor Siri

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SpirituallyUnaware1 t1_je3gvuo wrote

*Porn Siri

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punkblastoise t1_je4cixe wrote

Siri Dahl?

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HelloPepperoni73 t1_je3y82a wrote

"Hey Siri, search 'pregnant mixed-race MILF gang bang. Oh! With lactation!"

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Amar2107 t1_je4376e wrote

Dude, what the fuck... I know its a joke but THE FUCK!! I need a mouthwash for my soul. My spines tingling.

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IonEagle21 t1_je7l0cn wrote

just watched something like this, then came to reddit to see this comment

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GLI8Y t1_je3e6le wrote

"I use ai to make i-" SHUT UP

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Chamandah-on-Reddit t1_je3y0mr wrote

hey AI is pretty good for that kind of stuff... if you don't look at the hands, boobs, eyes, hair, feet, body, clothes, or any other part of the image! Then it's great!

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TotalImagination4408 t1_je42ku5 wrote

I saw a bunch of AI made stuff on rule 34 the other day, and I have to say, its pretty solid. No weird hands or anything, but it just lacks that special something you get from handmade images. It will probably learn that too eventually🤷‍♂️

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Ocean_Man6587 t1_je4vpnm wrote

Lotta people like to shit on AI, but like, as long as you curate a hypernetwork based around what you actually like, and then you have detailed prompts, you can make some reeealllly good stuff with little effort. People just hate it because now artists can't charge $70 for art anymore, 'cause now I don't need to hire somebody to make cover art for any of my stuff, I can just use AI, and it's free! Therefore it's bad.

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3_internets_plz t1_je3e0hh wrote

Hmm.. what about users who use AI to generate their own porn?

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ToastedPerson t1_je4hp0g wrote

Everybody wants Siris help

Nobody wants Siri 😩

They only want that h0e Alexa

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RAGNES7 t1_je3zqjw wrote

This is sad, Alexa Play despacito mashup on the Hub

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TheAbyss333333 t1_je3m3nr wrote

Hey siri, search for chil-

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Knight9910 t1_je41rta wrote

Me who just looks it up normally, because I'm lazy and because despite what you think, they're still tracking your ass even if you use incognito or a VPN.

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furryboiiii t1_je3mzhq wrote

Ok, that one was a good template meme

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BrokenFridgeHandle t1_je3oz16 wrote

fuuuuuuuuuuck this brought back a memory where i hid under my blanket even while my parents were in the room and got my ipad and used to siri to watch porn

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Dr4zhar t1_je4f5g1 wrote

"Siri, remove your shoes and show me feet"

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rameneater23 t1_je76mg7 wrote

"Hey Siri, pull up file 32 from porn folder labelled 'sound only'."

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P3dr0S4nch3z t1_je3r7ov wrote

Hey Siri, find me porn with two gender neutral midgets that massage a shaved goat. Alexa, order daddy more lube, this time family size!!

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Fuzzy_Durian_9284 t1_je3xdgv wrote

there must be no one that they care around their life ( i mean the rabbit

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Frisky_Potato42nite t1_je3ykwa wrote

Bro, I barely use Siri to set an alarm. Who the hell out here asking Siri for porn? Put her out of her misery!

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TotalImagination4408 t1_je42fi1 wrote

It wanted me to allow 18+ content, and I just never did that. I don't even know how to do it as well, but it's just not worth the trouble💀

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mrfroggyman t1_je44fpi wrote

Hey Siri get me some good granny rimming porn

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Pacobing t1_je48lrx wrote

Hey siri. Look up Samsung X Apple

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JJmoonwalker t1_je49xmc wrote

says those keywords verbally is cringy

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NimaSon t1_je4amnm wrote

Me who searching porn on a regular window

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NoVirus_69 t1_je4e1cg wrote

Why use sir ? I don't understand cuz I don't use Iphone lol

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FlexViper t1_je4fgey wrote

Use siri to find one of those Samsung chan nsfw inorder to make siri jealous

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ImperialSasquatch t1_je4g15z wrote

VPN to just watch porn ? Unless your parents work at ISP, or you just gonna watch something from no no category then it makes sense. Otherwise, who cares that I watch some milf porn

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Tentacle_poxsicle t1_je4ggtv wrote

It was in that moment, AI decided enough was enough

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Diman1351 t1_je4mhr5 wrote

Hey alice, show me some catgirl hentai

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areola_hotah t1_je4r8l5 wrote

Tor user not even in the picture, because they're in prison.

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Just_Interest_1659 t1_je4v0g6 wrote

Hey siri, where can I find the bestest thickest milfs in my area?

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kindofsus38 t1_je4yxqd wrote

Me who uses google home to ask what's the last number of pi:

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soap_soap07 t1_je50gh9 wrote

Hey siri, contact the milfs in my local area

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SoarNsquid t1_je54dy3 wrote

"I want dat ass, and I want it now!"

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Susdoggodoggy t1_je5av9i wrote

“There are 23 MILFS in your area, which would you like?”

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MagMati55 t1_je5fex0 wrote

I use Reddit for that

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No_Feeling_6833 t1_je5grc2 wrote

As an incognito user, I have to agree. Who uses Siri to find porn?

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eltha9 t1_je5ntft wrote

Oh I need to test that. Thanks for the idea ^^'

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sobernator t1_je5y33i wrote

Alexa: ... did you mean chickennuggets?

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NoInstruction2007 t1_je5zymu wrote

Too poor for a VPN, too lazy to use Incognito.

A foolish method, but it works. No one else looks in my phone anyway.

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JOUHANLO t1_je60nc5 wrote

Holy shit that is horrible im scard

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AIDANSNIPER t1_je65wev wrote

Oh what the fuck. People actually do that? Jesus didn't die for this on God.

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Howdydobe t1_je6ayju wrote

Can't use VPNs to look at porn here soon, the TikTok ban is making it illegal.

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Leskotoja t1_je6cnir wrote

Nah incognito is ussles i like my prefs to be saved in cookies as long as shemle dosent show up on fp XD

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jimMyIsNotTaken t1_je6fx46 wrote

My parents know I jerk off so I don’t need any of those

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JudithCrawford567 t1_je6m876 wrote

I simply have a separate reddit account strictly for porn subs.

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MOM_STEALER_ t1_je6zsas wrote

you remined me of one of my friends done this shit thing😂

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jromperdinck t1_je7281k wrote

How about going to an actual porn shop to purchase a porn magazine?

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mm2_gamer t1_je7469m wrote

r/imaginarygatekeeping

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Aden-55 t1_je7btuc wrote

Haha. What an adorable pic: the semi-baby is so scared of that beautiful rabbit.

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brokenwound t1_je7enr0 wrote

Alexa, Siri, Cortana please bring me more AI waifu for my harem.

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RoofJumpy323 t1_je7wy9i wrote

"Hey Alexa, Play *insert Generic Porn Name here* on living room TV"

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DevilinPanties t1_je8cswj wrote

We have people who use twitter to search porn here in India

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gdrumy88 t1_je8ksyo wrote

Woah?! YOU CAN WHAT???

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TheVikin6 t1_je91x6o wrote

I can't be the only one who uses VM for that?

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Pen_Island6969 t1_je957kp wrote

People that use AirPods in public to find porn

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Slazy_ t1_je9mxhi wrote

Imagine using a Google home speaker that has your wife's profile.

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GraySub t1_je9ntl8 wrote

They're the brave ones

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Loxbezmozgov t1_jebq5zo wrote

Who are you warrior? Achilles son Peleus

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KevinFlantier t1_je4556r wrote

If you want disturbing know that you can ask ChatGPT to create you a text-based role playing game, so basically you can ask ChatGPT to cosplay as your sex-slave.

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AbdulGoodlooks t1_je74z97 wrote

yeah but the pussies at Open AI put a ton of safeguards to prevent that from happening.

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