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tragic_scott t1_jec356a wrote

We're men. Yes, we don't know how to reciprocate compliments.

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StanYelnats3 t1_jec6ttx wrote

Thanks. Do you collect Swiss automatics also?

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[deleted] t1_jeca8pr wrote

Nice dick mane bet that carpet burn kinda hurts tho

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InaequaleMagnanimity t1_jecemug wrote

I try to but my repressed homosexual urges tend to make all my compliments cock and balls related. Based on the other comments seems I'm not alone.

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aleks_baguette t1_jecgqit wrote

Wdym, you don't act insanely homosexual with your friends?

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Jeanjacketman t1_jecici7 wrote

Thanks! My mom bought it for me as a graduation present

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PollutionNice7392 t1_jecolla wrote

I complement guys all the time, like:

Damn, your mom is fine.

My guy, Your sister is a rocket.

Nice hair, ass face.

Etc ...

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TachankaSpankYa t1_jecxwe0 wrote

I just tell dudes they are looking girthy today. 95% of the time homies dap you up after, the other 5% you don’t want to be friends with anyways.

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adequatequality t1_jed6dhb wrote

Me: “Cool watch man” Him: “Thanks, it was my grandfather’s. He’s gone now” Me: “Ah that sucks, when’s he coming back?”

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AfkHero404 t1_jed6nex wrote

You doin' good sir, bein' polite 'n all.

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DifficultyOk5719 t1_jed7ul0 wrote

I don’t think I’m wearing a watch, but now I’m not so sure. Anyways, you have a nice nostril, bro.

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whiffingPotato t1_jed9u8x wrote

If you tell me that, you're probably going to either try to sell something to me or ask for a favor

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IsaiahXOXOSally t1_jedbzvo wrote

Nice cock I mean cock I mean cock I mean... lovely weather were having huh?

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bebe_0808 t1_jedful6 wrote

WHY ARE THERE NO NORMAL COMPLEMENTS IN THIS COMMENT SECTION LMAO

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big_boi_lichael_man OP t1_jedi7x5 wrote

Replying to z0mbiefool (#2,511,171)

My mom and I are just about finished the old series (for the fourth time) and she just got the newest season of the new series in the mail. We have the books on cd read by Christopher Timothy that I'm going to start listening to soon as well

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Europ3an t1_jednvw4 wrote

Nice ass,,, i mean ass, ,i , i mean ass, anyway how's the wife?

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Nimyron t1_jednwdu wrote

Maybe I just got a fucked up childhood but usually when someone compliments me about something I'm pretty sure it's always a lie and they're just mocking me.

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dbeynyc t1_jedr6n3 wrote

I really don’t get this one..

What delinquents do y’all be around that no one ever compliments you?

I grew up in a bad neighborhood, went to public school, and we always hyped each other up.

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robodudeable t1_jedwh8o wrote

Thank you. You wouldn't believe the feature to price ratio

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JVehh t1_jeej1ca wrote

I don't have one nice one to call me poor idiot

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robokadras t1_jeesolv wrote

Hey, nice sense of humour! You will surely bring a lot of laughs to your partner

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BewareB3ar t1_jeeup65 wrote

In my country we are not supposed to talk to each other.

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HowlingWolfUK t1_jef6zug wrote

When I used to commute more via public transport, I would have no issue complimenting a guys beard. Nothing over the top, just '"cool beard man". The smile was real. I would happily compliment women too, but as a guy in his 30s, I would try and be mindful not to come across as creepy. One lady had an awesome coat, that clearly took a lot of effort to make. She smiled and thanked me too.

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Poisonfox2000 t1_jefzvgp wrote

Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly? Not all the time obviously just when he's got a problem with his self-esteem.

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big_boi_lichael_man OP t1_jeg60w7 wrote

Replying to HowlingWolfUK (#2,535,785)

Awesome, I'm a 32 year old man and i like to try complimenting guys beards and some things like that too as well without coming off creepy or anything, it is a fine line to balance, especially if i try to complement women as well, very difficult balance

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BewareB3ar t1_jegrl6p wrote

Replying to big_boi_lichael_man (#2,546,809)

Well, maybe that’s a stretch. I live in Norway, where we have this different kind of politeness. We try to do as little communication with strangers as possible because we don’t want to bother each other with unnecessary chit chat. You get weird looks if you randomly start talking with a stranger.

Basically we leave each other alone and we mind our own business. That’s considered polite here.

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