Sometimes I wonder about why people don't fight back against aggressive animals. Like, you're a 120+ lbs ape, how are you getting punked by a 10 lbs bird?

AdministrativeOne13 t1_iuh59ji wrote on October 31, 2022 at 8:36 AM

#375,268

Their username is flyby knight, you enter the hood you better be packing

Vega_128 t1_iuhar97 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 10:00 AM

#376,447

Replying to scottybug (#372,612)

also i think some birds like (i think) cassowarys can hold grudges against certin people.

getsu1 t1_iuhpmab wrote on October 31, 2022 at 12:47 PM

#380,469

Replying to Mister_Way (#375,266)

Because they can fly

Successful-Bluebird9 t1_iuhs1ws wrote on October 31, 2022 at 1:08 PM

#381,259

Owl asking for a axe can and a lighter

Hail-Atticus-Finch t1_iuhz38i wrote on October 31, 2022 at 2:03 PM

#383,448

Try wearing a hat

Fork_Master t1_iui4z01 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 2:46 PM

#385,107

That owl must be an asshole

z1nd0nly t1_iui6wb1 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 2:59 PM

#385,723

O RLY?

BobbyMcBobbins17 t1_iujbkms wrote on October 31, 2022 at 7:31 PM

#398,699

Replying to Vega_128 (#376,447)

Yeah, same thing happened to my mom when j was younger except it wasn’t an owl, but pretty much the same thing.

SaiHottari t1_iujc6sn wrote on October 31, 2022 at 7:35 PM

#398,934

Replying to getsu1 (#380,469)

You got thumbs, grab the angry pecker when it dives at you. Then go Hulk "Puny God" mode.

getsu1 t1_iujum44 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:42 PM

#406,329

Replying to SaiHottari (#398,934)

It is really not that easy lol

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Capable_Penalty_8003 t1_iugqosy wrote on October 31, 2022 at 5:02 AM

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