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Will_Dawn t1_iybqmxv wrote

Or touches the turd!

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killingmemesoftly OP t1_iybquxp wrote

Thankfully I’ve never had that happen.

It used to dip in the water right when I first sat down before there was ever any poop In There, then I’d flinch and pull up.

Life tip: pay a couple squares of tp across the seat and drape your penis over those to keep it out of the bowl

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Will_Dawn t1_iybrfy6 wrote

No need, I just hang the top part of my dick in the sink when I sit down to shit.

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killingmemesoftly OP t1_iybrnr9 wrote

Smart thinking. Then you can pee at the same time without messing up your floor

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