Is this a joke I'm too healthy to understand?

Check out Febreeze Fabric Heavy Duty. If it'll get the stank out of my work boots it'll tackle just about anything.

I work in the rental car industry, and these work pretty well

https://www.autozone.com/interior-detailing-and-car-care-products/air-freshener/p/armor-all-freshfx-smoke-x-odor-eliminator-fogger-2oz/915810_0_0

Ozium

Check out your nearest Napa, car quest, autozone, whatever. They usually stock it. It’s an ozone aerosol that just makes your car smell like nothing. It’s kind of weird. Roll all the windows up, go ham, and then GET OUT OF THE CAR.

You can thank me later.

Just pick a rental and tell her your car is broke ... And ask her for money for the 'repair'

laughs in not having lung cancer

Yep, this was the answer a decade ago when I still smoked. Tried and true.

Cigarettes also kill your sense of smell. If it smells bad to you, it'll smell 4x as bad to a non-smoker.

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Its at walmart, bascially everywhere.

A good old fashioned barrel roll, making sure the car catches fire afterwards, that’s about how to fix that smell. As a smoker and mechanic, I never smoke in a car it stinks it up for good Send her an Uber

My work boots smell like the bottom of a red lobster dumpster

Have you considered not smoking cigarettes? I know it’s pretty radical and insane but it’s an option I took.

Dont smoke

Check your cabin air filter too. Most cars are pretty easy to change and aren’t expensive.

I've tried to quit so many times... but they say the first step is telling yourself you WILL quit one day.

You're right

I need to check mine, bought this car a year ago and it smelled like old McDonald's and ass. That went away which makes me wonder if I just went "nose blind"

Yes we get it cigs are bad guys

Non smokers are the worst lol I've tried to quit and I will one day... one way or another