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GetoffLane t1_ja95cf2 wrote

This kind of post is what this sub is all about

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Dusteronly t1_ja8mgjo wrote

A bagel battle must’ve occurred

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hordlejohn t1_ja8ppwa wrote

I recently went to a nearby park with a frozen pond. There was a bagel about 30 feet out on the ice. I wish I'd taken a picture, now all I have is this oddly relevant and barely interesting story.

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G0K37 t1_ja8xsre wrote

Oh that’s where I left it, can I get it back please?

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DC-Bro t1_ja8y75u wrote

I hope you toasted it

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kitteh_pants t1_ja9695o wrote

Definitely thought that was a danger noodle.

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mdlewis11 t1_ja9886q wrote

See if there is a fiddler on your roof.

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pdx619 t1_ja9ruv7 wrote

That's mine, don't touch it.

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Zero_Burn t1_ja9ul6a wrote

You have been blessed by the bagel fairy. You need to give an offering of thanks in the form of a thimble of everything seasoning.

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Outrageous_Zebra_221 t1_jaa1pyq wrote

Your home had been marked by the bagel bandit.

Fortunately you're back at home now so you've probably been passed up for another vacationing homeowner who is still on vacation.

Just be glad it wasn't an everything bagel...

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Mentalfloss1 t1_ja8ntzf wrote

You’re a target for the Jewish space laser!!

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metramm t1_ja936rt wrote

How is this post worthy? Pick it up and toss it. Problem solved. We don’t need to know about a random bagel in your yard.

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GetoffLane t1_ja95g52 wrote

I do not think this sub means what you think it means

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DrewdiniTheGreat t1_ja95yu6 wrote

Idk, I'm trying but...I don't find this even mildly interesting

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YouTheSexRealPervert t1_jab0d47 wrote

That's fair. I only came into this thread to see why so many people commented. Downvote and move on as necessary.

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