Submitted by The_Mr_Yeah t3_118cyt5 in mildlyinteresting
YimmyGhey t1_j9iewdl wrote
Reply to comment by dav3y_jon3s in These Mountain Dews are two different colors by The_Mr_Yeah
My uncle Bill runs a still on the hill
Where he runs off a gallon or two (or three)
The birds in the sky get so highhhh they can't fly
Off that good 'ol mountain dew!
dav3y_jon3s t1_j9igd6w wrote
My uncle mort is sawed off short he stands about 4 foot 2
But he thinks he's a giant when you give hime a pint
Of that good ol mt dew
YimmyGhey t1_j9ihdj6 wrote
I can't believe we used to sing that in boy scouts. 12 year old me couldn't comprehend it wasn't about the soda. Turns out almost all of them were old drinking songs haha
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