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_iamnotgeorge_ t1_jee5wmw wrote

old man speaking English in a heavy Japanese accent

"There's two wolves in you. A white one and a dark one. It's upon you which one you will feed."

old man vanishes in thin air

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StoicScaly t1_jee7o88 wrote

Could be from sitting next to a window? The sun will age anything into dust

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CaveManta t1_jeek9c9 wrote

Some people get asymmetrical aging due to their daily commutes to and from work at the same time of day.

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Kurotan t1_jefcuuk wrote

I'll just age everything evenly by never closing my sunroof shade.

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etilmorfin OP t1_jeed8eg wrote

I can't think of any regular lopsided exposure

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sf_sf_sf t1_jeekjrf wrote

driving?

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etilmorfin OP t1_jeenxkw wrote

I rarely do, and also it'd be the other side

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iamthecaptionnow t1_jef21nk wrote

regularly passenger?

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etilmorfin OP t1_jefunk5 wrote

Commuting, no fixed route or schedule

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iamthecaptionnow t1_jegft66 wrote

well this is ripe for scientific analysis. what if you subconsciously prefer passenger side vs driver side, or everyone else prefers driver side leaving you only able to use passenger side? lets ask the NSA politely for all their archived footage of your commutes so we can tally things.

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iamthecaptionnow t1_jegg1r1 wrote

or ultimately if that theory is disproven, but you have a large, pale, and maybe otherwise indistinguishable birthmark over half your scalp….

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Lunna_Dea t1_jeeengz wrote

May be your own twin. Commonly known as a Chimera.

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Karzul t1_jeexfgn wrote

Very interesting. I also have a left/right split where I have more hair growth on the right side of my body than my left side. I wonder if that will also lead to different ageing?

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milkarcane t1_jee73dj wrote

You still have more hair than I do despite the fact that we have the same beard.

I'm almost jelly.

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etilmorfin OP t1_jeedxys wrote

Definitely in the genetic sweet spot for having both. We'll see how much of it remains after 40 though

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mintymonstera t1_jeetm5t wrote

Does the beard follow a similar pattern of greying?

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etilmorfin OP t1_jeeukjh wrote

It doesn't, only a few white hair, here and there, without an obvious pattern. That would be nice.

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aught4naught t1_jef2xqw wrote

it means youre only half highlander, a mere high-human chimera

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Skips3000 t1_jeeb78j wrote

Fellow silver fox REPRESENT BROTHER

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4a4a t1_jefdil3 wrote

I had a beard for many years, but it started turning grey (only the beard, not the hair on my head). The color change was not at all symmetrical, so I shaved it off, and now I look 10 years younger.

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Illustrious-Scar-526 t1_jefolrz wrote

I know some diseases can cause one side of the body to not grow at the same rate as the other. Maybe you have a super minor version of this and your older side is only a couple years older lol

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Mossephine t1_jefpxce wrote

Are you perhaps related to Cruella de Vil?

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Free_Instruction6888 t1_jefq1rl wrote

Eh, your stylist was in control of that conversation… a few brush strokes towards the right and your post would be about how your left side ages…

also, brain dominance contributes to there being differences to the left and right side.

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GreazyPhysique t1_jefszoo wrote

What have you got, kind of a ‘neo-skunk’ thing going for ya?

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badchad65 t1_jeg8tcb wrote

I have something similar. Half of my body is slightly “different”. My skin tone is slightly darker, the hair grows a bit differently, and now that I’m in my mid 40s, may hair is thinning a bit differently.

My eyes even see slightly different colors (my left eye views colors more “warmly” with a redder tint).

None of this is noticeable to anyone but me. Thought i was the only one!

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eternalankh t1_jegd7tt wrote

My dumb ass looking at the hairline trying to figure out wtf you're talking about.

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MiddleCentipede t1_jegkcw5 wrote

Your wife sits in the passenger side of the car?

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turbojim53 t1_jeh4ozf wrote

The hair on my right arm is almost completely gray and my left arm has only a few gray hairs.

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