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kikmaester t1_iu20kr4 wrote

Ok but like, those are still big for blueberries, no?

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Poopandpotatoes t1_iu2gv8g wrote

Yea. Berries have really sucked in the last couple of years. They’re huge and flavorless.

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RedRocket-Randy t1_iu31gk9 wrote

We've had some really good ones but lately they're starting to go tasteless. End of the season.

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Traevia t1_iu3acis wrote

Get some Michigan blueberries. They tend to be a lot better than other varieties as the soil is better for growing them.

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joesii t1_iu3i1lj wrote

Compared to the wild/less-cultivated ones yes, but they still do taste very good.

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AdrianoJ t1_iu60ylk wrote

In that range of size they're often referred to as Blueballs.

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ToysNoiz t1_iu29ldt wrote

That’s a very manly hand for a little kid.

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brows1ng t1_iu2g0ns wrote

You can tell that’s probably going to be a big kid when he gets older. That finger to palm ratio 😳

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cdgmatt t1_iu2fvhx wrote

manlier hands than most 30 year olds

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Ramii83 t1_iu2032g wrote

Everything looks bigger in small hands.

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marzipan07 t1_iu1zzfd wrote

2nd breakfast.

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gypsycookie1015 t1_iu35bwv wrote

"I don't think he knows about 2nd breakfast Pip."

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OptionalFTW t1_iu3k1tt wrote

"What about elevenzies? luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner!? SUPPER!?...He knows about them, doesn't he..?"

"I wouldn't count on it, Pip."

*apple hits Pipin in the forehead*

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Always loved this scene lol. Still remember the LOLs in the theatre on release week.

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Juan-More-Taco t1_iu20rnz wrote

Can we stop it with the Donald Trump posts, please?

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suckmystick t1_iu21otp wrote

But what do they taste like?

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ipaintandgrow OP t1_iu25wxo wrote

Blueberries!

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colhoesentalados t1_iu26w58 wrote

In my experience, 5 year olds taste like chicken

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grazerbat t1_iu2ucxs wrote

You should try stuffing them with blueberries first. Game meat with fruit is a classic combination

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DJKhaledIsRetarded t1_iu2geh7 wrote

You need to leave them in the brine a little longer, they should taste like pork.

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fangelo2 t1_iu2n4pv wrote

I have a few photos of our grandkids picking our blueberries when they were 5 years old. We have big blueberries, but they don’t look anything like that in their hands

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Distraktion t1_iu2p6ek wrote

After three hours of D&D, all I can think is that someone's Gnome Druid cast Goodberry!

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Tetranus-Lover t1_iu2puwy wrote

I grew up around blueberry fields and always felt they used to be so much bigger. I am currently second guessing myself.

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Serious_Idea_867 t1_iu2rz4f wrote

You would think those blueberry's were huge buttt no there just little mans hands.

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loxical t1_iu2v8py wrote

Before I read the title I was so excited about giant blueberries.

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Prior_Crazy_4990 t1_iu2z73m wrote

Those are still huge. I can fit more than 3 blueberries in the palm of my 1.5 yr old’s hand

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giggetyboom t1_iu2z52m wrote

Hey it's like the pics they put in the seed catalogue!

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thephantom1492 t1_iu37p7h wrote

Nahhh, they are just 3 small blueberry from the Lac St-Jean!

The saying is that they are so big there that you only need one to make a pie.

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andrea_ci t1_iu3b6gp wrote

please, those are the fake, water-inflated berries...

They usually are flavourless.

Get wild berries. 10 times smaller, 10 times more flavour.

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GarbageGobble t1_iu3nb57 wrote

You don’t have to say it’s a 5 year old’s hand I won’t judge your lil tiny baby adult hand!

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slurpyslurpa t1_iu3qjqa wrote

BROS GOT AN ACTION FIGURE AS A KID THERES NO WAY YOUR KIDS THIS SMALL

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YorgiTheMagnificent t1_iu3uiuy wrote

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thetomahawk42 t1_iu3vvwp wrote

You can also picture that hand as being, say, Andre the Giant's hand...

Which I now can't unsee.

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locootte90 t1_iu4t50f wrote

I felt the urge to do a whole series of pictures like this, but then I would need a 5 year old.... and that's... not easy.

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mmcmxi t1_iu4t5sx wrote

r/HumanForScale

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OkSpecial4376 t1_iu5kdwy wrote

Bro. Look. Your kid has Burger King hands, ok?

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kirichit t1_iu670ur wrote

We need a banana for scale

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labradork420 t1_iu6i4a4 wrote

Nice job using the extra large blueberries and tiny child hand to force the perspective

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Sp0ngeyMcWipey t1_iua1zus wrote

The look like the hormone infused ones you get from china, sure I started growing again at 40 last tome I ate some of those 😂😂😂😂

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dzastrus t1_iu3tjg3 wrote

Brondingnagian Blueberries?!! Three is all you need!

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mcknightrider t1_iu3zfzj wrote

Everything looks big in the hand of a 5 year old.... Everything

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I_Sett t1_iu2tgab wrote

You might think that, but selectively breeding for size can lead to insipid flavours. I'd rather eat something small and tasty. I'd eat the blueberries too.

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Danielm2m t1_iu2yvwv wrote

If blueberries were that size and tasted the same way that would be great. I’m not asking for selective breeding or whatever, just saying it would be cool if they were that size.

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