Submitted by ipaintandgrow t3_yf6yk1 in mildlyinteresting
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kikmaester t1_iu20kr4 wrote
Ok but like, those are still big for blueberries, no?
Juan-More-Taco t1_iu20rnz wrote
Can we stop it with the Donald Trump posts, please?
suckmystick t1_iu21otp wrote
But what do they taste like?
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DrizzledDrizzt t1_iu22ut8 wrote
Would still look small.
ipaintandgrow OP t1_iu25wxo wrote
Blueberries!
colhoesentalados t1_iu26w58 wrote
In my experience, 5 year olds taste like chicken
RichardNyxn t1_iu2c4mh wrote
Ayo wtf
AlexTheConfuddled t1_iu2cnkw wrote
Okay like I understand the joke but this is NOT the right context for it 💀
bingybunny t1_iu2fp4s wrote
that's like a carpenter's hand
brows1ng t1_iu2g0ns wrote
You can tell that’s probably going to be a big kid when he gets older. That finger to palm ratio 😳
RichardNyxn t1_iu2g71k wrote
Context or not, that’s a kid.
DJKhaledIsRetarded t1_iu2geh7 wrote
You need to leave them in the brine a little longer, they should taste like pork.
Poopandpotatoes t1_iu2gv8g wrote
Yea. Berries have really sucked in the last couple of years. They’re huge and flavorless.
billlampley t1_iu2hy0i wrote
/r/confusingperspective
plaguelivesmatter t1_iu2k86t wrote
Yabebiri t1_iu2kj8w wrote
In the name of Christ I banish you.
lizardlem0nade t1_iu2lrg4 wrote
Blue tomatoes
Distraktion t1_iu2p6ek wrote
After three hours of D&D, all I can think is that someone's Gnome Druid cast Goodberry!
Tetranus-Lover t1_iu2puwy wrote
I grew up around blueberry fields and always felt they used to be so much bigger. I am currently second guessing myself.
Serious_Idea_867 t1_iu2rz4f wrote
You would think those blueberry's were huge buttt no there just little mans hands.
I_Sett t1_iu2tgab wrote
You might think that, but selectively breeding for size can lead to insipid flavours. I'd rather eat something small and tasty. I'd eat the blueberries too.
grazerbat t1_iu2ucxs wrote
You should try stuffing them with blueberries first. Game meat with fruit is a classic combination
Doumaz t1_iu2whqz wrote
Wild berries are still good
Danielm2m t1_iu2yvwv wrote
If blueberries were that size and tasted the same way that would be great. I’m not asking for selective breeding or whatever, just saying it would be cool if they were that size.
giggetyboom t1_iu2z52m wrote
Hey it's like the pics they put in the seed catalogue!
Prior_Crazy_4990 t1_iu2z73m wrote
Those are still huge. I can fit more than 3 blueberries in the palm of my 1.5 yr old’s hand
DeTrotseTuinkabouter t1_iu30849 wrote
You're not the only one saying this. What is manly about it?
RedRocket-Randy t1_iu31gk9 wrote
We've had some really good ones but lately they're starting to go tasteless. End of the season.
JollyReading8565 t1_iu3417n wrote
Need a banana for scale
W3remaid t1_iu35ao0 wrote
gypsycookie1015 t1_iu35bwv wrote
"I don't think he knows about 2nd breakfast Pip."
thephantom1492 t1_iu37p7h wrote
Nahhh, they are just 3 small blueberry from the Lac St-Jean!
The saying is that they are so big there that you only need one to make a pie.
Dannyman6507 t1_iu398fc wrote
What the fuck
Traevia t1_iu3acis wrote
Get some Michigan blueberries. They tend to be a lot better than other varieties as the soil is better for growing them.
joesii t1_iu3i1lj wrote
Compared to the wild/less-cultivated ones yes, but they still do taste very good.
OptionalFTW t1_iu3k1tt wrote
"What about elevenzies? luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner!? SUPPER!?...He knows about them, doesn't he..?"
"I wouldn't count on it, Pip."
*apple hits Pipin in the forehead*
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Always loved this scene lol. Still remember the LOLs in the theatre on release week.
SymbianSimian t1_iu3k9j1 wrote
Definitely need Bannana for scale
AlexTheConfuddled t1_iu3m40c wrote
GarbageGobble t1_iu3nb57 wrote
You don’t have to say it’s a 5 year old’s hand I won’t judge your lil tiny baby adult hand!
Statsmakten t1_iu3p4xh wrote
American or European ones?
slurpyslurpa t1_iu3qi5r wrote
Maybe his kids just like really really small
slurpyslurpa t1_iu3qjqa wrote
BROS GOT AN ACTION FIGURE AS A KID THERES NO WAY YOUR KIDS THIS SMALL
omnifeeder t1_iu3rh2f wrote
"5yr old" sure.
YorgiTheMagnificent t1_iu3uiuy wrote
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thetomahawk42 t1_iu3vvwp wrote
You can also picture that hand as being, say, Andre the Giant's hand...
Which I now can't unsee.
tabascotazer t1_iu3xbus wrote
Bear hands typed this post.
I_make_switch_a_roos t1_iu3y6i3 wrote
the meaty fingers
mcknightrider t1_iu3zfzj wrote
Everything looks big in the hand of a 5 year old.... Everything
JonesSmallDickEnergy t1_iu3zmmm wrote
No that's just american blueberries. In Denmark, blueberries are small and with intense flavour.
Brad____H t1_iu3zwnz wrote
Now days yeah lmao
highqualitydude t1_iu44lzk wrote
European blueberries are known as "bilberries" in North America.
AfraidCommission4607 t1_iu47saz wrote
it looks like balls
hawkeyc t1_iu4czwb wrote
Expensive_Tap7427 t1_iu4k7u4 wrote
American blue berries... says all, doesn't it?
Expensive_Tap7427 t1_iu4kfez wrote
Damn it.. you made me see it...
locootte90 t1_iu4t50f wrote
I felt the urge to do a whole series of pictures like this, but then I would need a 5 year old.... and that's... not easy.
ItsMeSatan t1_iu5en42 wrote
Bare hands typed this comment
OkSpecial4376 t1_iu5kdwy wrote
Bro. Look. Your kid has Burger King hands, ok?
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AdrianoJ t1_iu60ylk wrote
In that range of size they're often referred to as Blueballs.
flamingcrepes t1_iu6dzaf wrote
And can it’s talons grasp the husk of the coconut?
labradork420 t1_iu6i4a4 wrote
Nice job using the extra large blueberries and tiny child hand to force the perspective
Major_Bad_8197 t1_iu6n7a5 wrote
Where’s the banana?
Sp0ngeyMcWipey t1_iua1zus wrote
The look like the hormone infused ones you get from china, sure I started growing again at 40 last tome I ate some of those 😂😂😂😂
marzipan07 t1_iu1zzfd wrote
2nd breakfast.