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Turtlebug42 t1_ixze9n1 wrote

As a dm, these things appear in my nightmares. I hope I'll never see one in real life because i night go insane if one of my players pulls out one of these.

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fourtotheside t1_ixzksyw wrote

You: “Roll 2d10 for percentage.” Them: Rolls this monstrosity You: (while it is still rolling) “You died of old age.”

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