A jug of shampooSubmitted by MamboNumber5Guy t3_z7i2kj in mildlyinteresting
Shoto-Scrub t1_iy6qnqq wrote
How many doves did they have to milk for a 1/2 gallon?! Doves are tiny!
MabelPod t1_iy6ti8s wrote
Do doves cry over spilled milk?
beakrake t1_iy6vmpf wrote
Yes and it sounds like some electric keyboard riffs.
At least that's what I assume that one Prince song is about.
ToxicLogics t1_iy6wo8a wrote
This is what it’s like when Doves cry.
AlexD2003 t1_iy6whcy wrote
You bastard take my upvote.
CosmicCharlie99 t1_iy7ldp4 wrote
No, they just tweet about it
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thethunder92 t1_iy6zgbw wrote
Where does dove milk come out of 😬
Abject-Picture t1_iy75uix wrote
That's not milk...
KimJongIlSunglasses t1_iy7i9dm wrote
Malk
Bkwrzdub t1_iy7uxl9 wrote
Fight milk?
coolbond1 t1_iy7sy3f wrote
Assuming it works like pidgeon milk it comes from the mouth.
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saggytestis t1_iy7x0zx wrote
From the teet
fastinserter t1_iy92lfe wrote
Crop milk is a yellowish semi-solid secretion, think like cottage cheese, that is regurgitated by pigeons and doves to feed to their squabs. Both parents produce this.
[deleted] t1_iy9besz wrote
The vagina.
Omegaprimus t1_iy7z8zs wrote
Can you milk me Greg?
ErinEvonna t1_iy6vclo wrote
At first I read the little print as “Dairy Moisture”
KimJongIlSunglasses t1_iy7i6nd wrote
Two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
surfer_ryan t1_iy8y0u7 wrote
Thousands... but they were male doves...
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