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Hydqjuliilq27 t1_iy6vyze wrote

“What’s in the jar with the skull and crossbones?”

“Milk, that’s a decoy”

“And the milk jug?”

“Shampoo.”

“You mean I’ve been putting shampoo in my cereal?”

“If you’re using the milk jug, yeah.”

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catpunch_ t1_iy75s3d wrote

I like this because the person didn’t realize they were eating (drinking?) shampoo until they were told. Like they didn’t recognize it was thicker and smelled like perfume and probably tasted like poison

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