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Lord-Velveeta t1_ixrueml wrote

Drunkenly bellowing “Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street!?”

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UCanArtifUWant2 t1_ixsqgl8 wrote

The crazy part isn't the drunk in a Big Bird suit. It's everyone standing around like there isn't a drunk in a Big Bird suit right at their feet.

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rlnrlnrln t1_ixu4dup wrote

If this is in Vegas, chances are high it's far from the oddest thing they've seen this night.

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GODDESS_OF_CRINGE__ t1_ixtk8s7 wrote

That's hilarious. And Big Bird is laying right between two people it looks like. Although the perspective could make it an optical illusion.

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FragRackham t1_ixs56r5 wrote

This is someone at both thier lowest and thier peak. No foolin.

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rett72 t1_ixrsw07 wrote

first, his nest got foreclosed on and now this

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LoveVirginiaTech t1_ixs3dbl wrote

Looks like Snuffleuppagus is the designated driver tonight

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Moloshe t1_ixsclc9 wrote

snuffleuppagus is ALWAYS the designated driver, if u know what i mean (snf... snff)

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11212022 t1_ixs40ed wrote

imagine choking to death on your own vomit as people walk over your body, not knowing you're dying in a bird suit

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The_Sleep t1_ixs55g1 wrote

Passerbys:

"Ooooohhhhhh!"

"Drunk!"

"Drunk?"

"Yep, yep, yep, yep, Uh-huh, uh-huh uh-huh!"

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EarRubs t1_ixs9nms wrote

Figured it would be the Count.

I'll see myself out

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bananagu t1_ixskq5b wrote

After Sesame Street was shut down, he was forced to gambling and alcoholism

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hoffster247 t1_ixrr5te wrote

Not surprising, he's is a piss-pot, one is too many and a thousand isn't enough for him..

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n3w4cc01_1nt t1_ixs3vd4 wrote

forgot about the letter w for

Wait between drinks

Walk it off

drink a glass of Water

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et_hornet t1_ixsdewa wrote

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

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GolgiApparatus1 t1_ixt0lzl wrote

This episode is brought to you by the letter R... For rehab.

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hyletic t1_ixs4l3e wrote

Umm... backstory?

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Jftwest t1_ixs9owr wrote

Things have really gone down hill for him.

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aemtynye t1_ixsfpo2 wrote

Officer: "Now Mr. Bird, I want you to recite the alphabet backwards."

Big Bird: "Ab-ca-def-ghi-jeckle-mi-nop-kwer-stoov-wix-iz..."

Officer: "OK, that's enough. Put your wings behind your back and get in the car...watch your head!"

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333H_E t1_ixsgib1 wrote

"We're definitely not on Sesame Street anymore Bird." Snuffy (but we can't see him because we're all adults now😒)

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BaptizedAnkles10 t1_ixsundt wrote

grabs crotch Hey… you’re not Snufflufagus!

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PinStacker t1_ixtjrs4 wrote

I feel like this title is bait and a big bird costume only. This is Fremont, which is a old tourist, walkabout part of Vegas and an area where people wear costumes and take pictures for tips.

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Emekfl t1_ixtl5sh wrote

That’s just the way she goes sometimes

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hidden_pocketknife t1_ixtoa7c wrote

Can you - hick - tell me - hick - how to get to sesame street? - vomits in the gutter

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Available-Camera8691 t1_ixu0zw5 wrote

Let he who has not been thrown out of a casino dressed like a resident of Sesame Street cast the first stone.

-Jesus Horatio Christ

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GoodboyJohnnyBoy t1_ixuue1n wrote

all those fans of yesteryear and not one would make eye contact

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