Submitted by I_LearnTheHardWay t3_10mtd2m in mildlyinteresting
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moby17761776 t1_j6501li wrote
So you did choose the HoLife, it didn’t choose you.
phaz_weni t1_j65433f wrote
Maybe the toaster just appeared on OP’s doorstep one day
moby17761776 t1_j65477i wrote
Stranger things have happened.
ThisGuyRightHereSaid t1_j656g51 wrote
I wonder if that think will last your holife?
Sab_dude t1_j65lp8p wrote
I feel like that’s what they were going for here but of course naturally everyone is gonna read it as Ho life
Lazy-Explanation7165 t1_j668enq wrote
Ho’s gotta eat too
I_LearnTheHardWay OP t1_j668sdp wrote
No worse, this is my fiancé’s. Was here when I moved in.
I_LearnTheHardWay OP t1_j668w3c wrote
Dunno works well though! Dolla dolla$$$
BadPunsAreStillGood t1_j6733wo wrote
Even your toaster doesn't like that overly fingered first slice of bread in the bag.
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toaster_connoisseur t1_j67eunn wrote
thats an interesting toaster
Dr_NapsandSnacks t1_j6bvaq8 wrote
I have a Holife vacuum. I honestly don't know where it came from. You could say the Holife chose me.
Clevelanduder t1_j6dlo79 wrote
I’ve heard the vacuum has a very capable suck
Clevelanduder t1_j6dlsrk wrote
Not that I would use it in such a manner
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