39 year old can of Pac-Man pasta by Chef BoyardeeSubmitted by OneUpExtraLife t3_10plteg in mildlyinteresting
dbbost t1_j6lb47j wrote
That chicken was probably born in 1983. That's crazy to think about
TAU_equals_2PI t1_j6le7bz wrote
"1983?! It's much older than that. Why, 39 years ago was... Oh... Never mind... Just gonna go start shopping for funeral plots."
phish_phace t1_j6lk8y2 wrote
I felt that. And it fucking hurt, ok?
chris-tier t1_j6m8ow2 wrote
Bold of you to assume there's real chicken in there. It's "golden chicken flavoured" after all.
trundlinggrundle t1_j6n1r2r wrote
No, it's real chicken, it's just 'mechanically separated chicken pieces', which is code for 'boiled leftover chicken carcasses'. Same process they use to make chicken broth.
TheInfernalVortex t1_j6mw5wb wrote
That’s where the golden eggs come from.
OneUpExtraLife OP t1_j6les74 wrote
Could be, the can was made in 19784.
Clerk_Additional t1_j6lsha6 wrote
Time traveling can
OneUpExtraLife OP t1_j6nbtgr wrote
Oops, meant 1984.
OneUpExtraLife OP t1_j6nbyam wrote
Seems like it's actually 1982 though.
NoRoomForSanity t1_j6lya1j wrote
So don’t fuck the can?
ironroad18 t1_j6m4i9b wrote
This is Reddit, you don't fuck stuff
You cram it up your ass
Effective-Pangolin83 t1_j6mcvxj wrote
Chicken as old as the old gods
DingleBerrieIcecream t1_j6n2esg wrote
It’s chicken “flavored” which means there is no real chicken in the can.
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