You're a brick wall. You look at film as some concept to be mastered and beaten with rules and logic at every turn. Black and white. Pass or fail.

And it's not. It's subjective. It's as simple as that. And so are vague classifications like "cult classic"

I'll say my point just one more time: there are no rules in defining why, how or when anything can be defined as a "cult classic" and just because it doesn't meet your specific qualifications doesn't mean it doesn't mean a great deal to "cult" of people.

I'm not going to write you a book you'll never read, and only go through with a red marker and point out punctuation errors or conjunctions in. Because that's the kind of criticisms you give. Absolutes. Great for English lit 101, maybe, but you're not listening to a single thing because you've already made up your mind and you just want to fingershit out more ranting and posturing to validate your one-dimensional opinions as fact despite it being on a medium that exists in speculation, personal taste and relativity.

We're done here. Have a nice night.