It’s packed with denial…he’ll learn alllllllll about denial at the IDIP weekend course. The final draft usually goes something like “I knowingly drank to excess, got behind the wheel because of my contempt for the law, and I have nobody to blame but myself. I accept the consequences of my actions.”

OPs story translated “I was busted for drunk driving and I want to test the believability of my fake story as to why I refused the breathalyzer”