AudibleNod t1_j8oeiy5 wrote
Cronk, who had been in the job since 2018, was the city’s first executive to lose his job over the prolonged outages. He will receive about $463,000 in severance.
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"Oh, no. Poor me." - Cronk, probably
AirborneRodent t1_j8oeytr wrote
"Do you want to know something else, Cronk? I never liked your spinach puffs. Never!" - Austin's mayor, probably
1ce_C1rcu1t t1_j8oj1wi wrote
"Uhh.... squeaker squeak squeak squeaking?"
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fullload93 t1_j8q7a46 wrote
Imagine fucking up at your job to the point you get fired and still making out with $463,000. Man sign me the fuck up. I’ll do that any day.
1ce_C1rcu1t t1_j8oiyco wrote
"Pull the corruption handle Cronk!"
The_Mad_Mamluk t1_j8otjhu wrote
Why do they even have that lever? slaps constituent away
kalel1980 t1_j8ol0a9 wrote
Also Cronk: "Guess I'll head to Cancun until this blows over."
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Minifig81 t1_j8omu1o wrote
Cronk pulled the wrong lever to keep the power on.
Al3rtROFL t1_j8qlp7b wrote
Cronk is a hilarious name.
iambootygroot t1_j8tbk7d wrote
Doesn't help that there's a British comedian with the last name of Cunk.
morningcoffee1 t1_j8osc8c wrote
Plus 6 weeks vacation pay...
Heiferoni t1_j8rjqlz wrote
Cronk do bad? Uh oh.
But Cronk get severance?
Cronk do good!
iambootygroot t1_j8tbq7y wrote
I heard this in the Goliath's voice from Borderlands 2.
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