Slight_Knight t1_j8tp9u5 wrote on February 16, 2023 at 9:46 PM

And what was Jesus response to the devil tempting Jesus to jump off a cliff on his own 40 day fast?

"You shall not test the Lord your God"

Christians need to actually read the Bible.

Xionel t1_j8txyyi wrote on February 16, 2023 at 10:42 PM

They use it for selective reading. Most havent read the Bible in its entirety. Itll scare them.

nailback t1_j8ucwrw wrote on February 17, 2023 at 12:25 AM

It's scary.

Xionel t1_j8udebl wrote on February 17, 2023 at 12:29 AM

Eh I mean most stories are interesting reads.

Darth_Tiktaalik t1_j8u83gn wrote on February 16, 2023 at 11:51 PM

Ah yes the "I know what the stories say he can do but don't expect too much from Santa this year" of Christianity

JoeGoats t1_j8ugilp wrote on February 17, 2023 at 12:52 AM

I have a fun theory that Jesus never came back from the desert and died or disappeared out there. Satan took his place for the remainder of the story and Christians have been worshipping him ever since.

Illustrious-Space-40 t1_j8w1k9l wrote on February 17, 2023 at 10:29 AM

This would be a good Dan Brown novel