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gimmeluvin t1_j808d0x wrote

I'm assuming they will uncover a secret room loaded with the kinkiest porn known to man.

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Thenerdy9 t1_j80ac3x wrote

nah, I think he's probably just into some tame leather bondage with a little light S&M. Or some vanilla romantic heteroflexibility. Nothing too crazy, but enough to cause him deep shame in his judgmental relationship with the Lord.

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fakerjohn t1_j82gl1u wrote

Nah dude I heard he’s smoov like a Ken doll, mother grew him in a lab or some shit

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