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edingerc t1_jdgqgr4 wrote

Oh no, he's doing magic mushrooms again while watching bad CGI action movies.

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Uranus_Hz t1_jdgqsqo wrote

A radioactive tsunami sounds like a bad thing

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CecilTheGod t1_jdhehg2 wrote

All these "trying to wake Godzilla" and "war against Neptune" jokes are going to age like milk when they actually lob something.

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antbaby_machetesquad t1_jdhfc82 wrote

The Ruskies have been going overboard on the insane propaganda recently and Kimmy does not like competition for his 'Most Deranged Dictatorship' award.

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SXOSXO t1_jdhmc8h wrote

Please don't tell me they're detonating nukes underwater.

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TimeRemove t1_jdhpoty wrote

"We cannot make a real nuclear weapon, so we just threw a bunch of radioactive waste into a tsunami, therefore we win because Reasons™."

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CecilTheGod t1_jdhqk6e wrote

Replying to goldfinger1906 (#2,335,014)

And then we have millions of refugees that have been frozen in time since 1955 that are malnourished, diseased and brainwashed into hating the west, and I doubt China or Russia are going to take them in and house them.

Sure it'd be over in hours to days at most but if Iraq>Afghanistan>Iraq taught us anything it's that when you kill an entire generation of people the next probably aren't likely to be that stable.

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idkwat t1_jdhzbxh wrote

A radioactive tsunami is what occurs when that fat dirty fuck Kim Jong Un jumps into the ocean

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Darwin_Peets t1_jdi7b4d wrote

Looks like someone needs some international aid again.

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LystAP t1_jdisjql wrote

Reminds me of when MacArthur wanted to lay a sea of radioactive cobalt across North Korea to push back the Chinese.

>”You may ask what would have prevented the enemy’s reinforcements massing and crossing the Yalu in great strength, as they had before. It was my plan as our amphibious forces moved South to spread behind us—from the Sea of Japan to the Yellow Sea—a belt of radioactive cobalt. It could have been spread from wagons, carts, trucks and planes. It is not an expensive material.

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clauderbaugh t1_jdiwm7l wrote

Next week: North Korea claims Sharknado test successful.

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CypripediumCalceolus t1_jdj2cu2 wrote

He's going to die soon anyway, so why can't he have some fun on the way out? Fun, natural fun.

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good_luck_23 t1_jdj8gps wrote

People keep forgetting that North Korea does nothing of this sort without China's express approval. It may actually be a Chinese device being tested. This allows China to play both sides. First they create the crisis by having NK perform a test, then they get credit for pulling things back from the brink.

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PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD t1_jdjf8k8 wrote

Replying to WirelessBCupSupport (#2,337,363)

China would never. They want NK there to act as a buffer between them and other countries they aren’t friendly with (namely South Korea). If they took out Jong-Un, they’d open the country up to getting friendly with enemy states and would have to worry about places like the US being right along their border.

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viralshadow21 t1_jdjren9 wrote

They do realize that they aren't living in a Command and Conquer game, right?

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spamattacker t1_jdjwjzz wrote

Ah ha, finally we have a new plot for a movie.

Nuksami

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JacksNTag t1_jdk0t4h wrote

"..and that, kids, is how I met Godzilla."

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The_Ironhand t1_jdknyrb wrote

This is clearly the dumbest possible method of doing...whatever it is they're trying to do.

Why?

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Bitter_Director1231 t1_jdmg6ky wrote

He is so angry with the sea. He must of had some regressive anger towards it as a child.

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