I work valet and had the opportunity to drive my first Tesla, the captain asked me if I could right in front of the customer and I said it would be my first. The fucker with the ugly ass Tesla had the audacity to yell out "Yeah you're not touching my Tesla, can I get someone competent over here?"

If I wasn't such a level headed person I would've fucking roasted his bald ass. Jokes on him though, I still have my hair.

For those of you that haven't been in a Tesla let me tell you they're ugly ass cars on the inside and have such stupid features like the key being a card and the engine only turning off once you exit the vehicle. That last one confused the hell out of me the first time.