Submitted by DavidUpInHere t3_ygfnrx in news
CurlSagan t1_iu8d26i wrote
I'm tempted to get bird flu, covid, and monkeypox at the same time for a no-holds-barred cage match in my shitty body.
DavidUpInHere OP t1_iu8d7nu wrote
You can go down in history as the guy that started the apocalypse.
The Bird-Monkey Virus.
CakeAccomplice12 t1_iu8g466 wrote
It'd be bird-bat-monkey
DavidUpInHere OP t1_iu8ga5o wrote
The three headed beast.
CakeAccomplice12 t1_iu8ntuj wrote
Just play some music and it'll go to sleep
kingofpotatopeople92 t1_iub0mgt wrote
...It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it.../s
bocephus607 t1_iu9b6rm wrote
Half bird half bat half monkeybearpig
CakeAccomplice12 t1_iu9c312 wrote
That sounds super serial
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dedicated-pedestrian t1_iuapkgi wrote
Don't forget about Newcastle's disease over in the UK, an actual zombie pathogen!
Onikojima t1_iu8nu36 wrote
I'm thinking of that Mr Burns at the doctor's office scene.
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IWantToBeTheBoshy t1_iu8vl3v wrote
Hey, you can do Anatomy Park: The Lost World!
CurlSagan t1_iu8vt9a wrote
I'm trying to collect the entire hepatitis alphabet. Gotta catch em all!
CurlSagan t1_iu8w4lo wrote
The biologists at the WWF call this scenario "Hell in a Cell".
Mission_Strength9218 t1_iu9pzvd wrote
Don't forget ebola!
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Art-Zuron t1_iufapej wrote
There's that one story of a man who had covid, monkeypox, and HIV simultaneously.
kbig22432 t1_iu8r2q0 wrote
What shitty super powers would you get if you survived?
trikats t1_iuafe7i wrote
Swap flu with AIDS and you get:
https://www.webmd.com/lung/news/20220826/italian-man-covid-monkeypox-hiv-same-time
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