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Stephanreggae t1_iu54iss wrote

Reply to comment by LewisEFurr in Zombie pigeons in the UK: Mystery bird illness turns living birds into zombies by AugustWolf22

And 3 of them are trying to figure out how they can capitalize on undead workers.

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Rich_Hedberg t1_iu58aek wrote

"It's perfect Charles, they eat anything. They don't think for themselves. There's no way they'll unionize. You need to stop looking at this as an apocalypse and start looking at it as a business opportunity. You're never going to get Senior Director with that attitude."

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TheShadowKick t1_iu6aejk wrote

Getting some real RE: Your Brains vibes here.

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Clip_Clops t1_iu8vul9 wrote

You never had the head for all that, bigger picture stuff.

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Beard_o_Bees t1_iu59vgv wrote

Pay them under the table with brains, while also loudly complaining about how the place is being overrun with zombies.

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Skellum t1_iu5o2sv wrote

> Pay them

Remember you have to compete with nations with slave labor, so if you even have to pay the zombies it's not worth it.

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