Rudy_Colludiani t1_iuuf9hi wrote
Reply to comment by takecarebrushyohair in Trump Aide, Granted Immunity, Set to Testify at Grand Jury Probing Mar-a-Lago Documents by hoosakiwi
Hung himself in his cell
Sad!
Low energy!
blowtheglass t1_iuuhj0e wrote
Everyone's saying it
AshleyNeku t1_iuw057g wrote
"Just the other day a man comes up to me, he's crying, and he asks me...why? Why did Cartman kill himself?"
"Kash."
"Yeah, Johnny Cash too. Very talented, I never knew the man, but I heard he liked birds."
VagrantShadow t1_iuuttq1 wrote
He found a window to jump from, he shot himself three times in the back of his head too. He didn't want to live and tell what he knew /s
Peteman12 t1_iuuzr08 wrote
He fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets.
PuellaBona t1_iuv4ypp wrote
He tripped and fell his neck into his belt hanging from the ceiling
thecatwhatcandrive t1_iuwvork wrote
I've always suspected some foul play
dlec1 t1_iuw6f0a wrote
Welcome to Putin’s America where people “jump” out of windows
not_a_droid t1_iuuncva wrote
he was looking tired
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