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previouslyonimgur t1_iuvx0f1 wrote

Reply to comment by katievspredator in Trump Aide, Granted Immunity, Set to Testify at Grand Jury Probing Mar-a-Lago Documents by hoosakiwi

And if he lies and is caught, he goes to jail.

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zappy487 t1_iuvy58b wrote

Gets caught j-walking. Believe it or not, also jail.

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Praesentius t1_iuw6184 wrote

What if he overcooks fish while testifying?

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Roasted_Butt t1_iuw92w3 wrote

also jail

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LustThyNeighbor t1_iuwcw5w wrote

That's also a-paddlin' as far as I know but I'm not a lawyer, I only played one in a critically-panned performance at our local community theater.

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thewaldenpuddle t1_iuwfhds wrote

Misuses an aerosol can? Cuts the label off his mattress?

Oh…. the jeopardy he is truly in….

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Zolome1977 t1_iuvxdow wrote

I know how immunity works, he is a bad witness to testify. He is a known liar, conman, all which can be used by the defense to paint a picture he is not a trustworthy witness. It doesn’t matter if he is telling the truth, his character is detriment.

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DocPsychosis t1_iuvybjz wrote

It's a grand jury, there is no defense representation, just the prosecutor presenting evidence.

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EffyewMoney t1_iuw2brj wrote

The fact that you have to explain this is why I've written and deleted about 5 comments this morning without ever submitting them.

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