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ViciousKnids t1_ixedyn0 wrote

Which United Retirement Club will he be joining in the MLS? Galaxy? Miami? Is Rooney gonna call in a favor and he goes to DC?

Dear R7, come to Philly! It's got a similar climate to the UK, except it rains less! You know, if you're into that! We have a Designated Player slot open AND we have a vacancy in the forward position since Cory Burke left AND we got some cash to spend after selling Paxton Aaronson... About enough to pay you 2 months worth of wages!

Goddamnit, give us an ex Untied player! Except Harry Maguire.

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flanderguitar t1_ixeegk7 wrote

For God's sake please go to Orlando City so we can be watchable again!!!!

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Spicy_Lobster_Roll t1_ixi21ri wrote

Him retiring as a Florida man is the perfect ending to his downhill story arc.

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flanderguitar t1_ixi4ebw wrote

So I'm out of the loop on this. WTF is the deal?

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Spicy_Lobster_Roll t1_ixibb72 wrote

Apparently he’s a diva who trash talks any club that doesn’t satiate his massive ego and insecurities about being a peaked pro-athlete. Basically the Tom Brady of futbol.

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knightdaux t1_ixf4nlr wrote

Who cares if he has raped women or talks shit about anyone he works with! He could.be on your team how exciting!!! /s

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