Submitted by cyberpunk6066 t3_ylyzi4 in news
chef-nom-nom t1_iv0zksn wrote
> anti-smog guns to try to control the smog.
TIL anti-smog guns are a thing. Can they really be that helpful though?
Huh, TIL again... More on anti-smog guns (October 22, 2022):
OneManFreakShow t1_iv11z5d wrote
I love that it’s just a giant cannon with the words “ANTI SMOG GUN” on the side. Whoever designed this took clear inspiration from the Acme Corp.
memecrusader_ t1_iv17tj7 wrote
Anti Smog Gun backfires. Smog Cloud: “Meep Meep”.
Override9636 t1_iv1f0f1 wrote
I mean, you really don't want to confuse it with the "PRO-SMOG GUN".
Vlad_the_Homeowner t1_iv1ly3e wrote
If looney tunes has taught me anything, it's that you can stack these conflicting descriptions endlessly. So I see your pro smog gun, and raise you a PRO ANTI-SMOG GUN.
Override9636 t1_iv1m3cj wrote
Is that the same, or opposite of the ANTI-ANTI-SMOG GUN?
Vlad_the_Homeowner t1_iv1mb2s wrote
Ah screw it. I'll just toss this ACME portable hole on the wall and put all the smog in there.
Ricta90 t1_iv258bt wrote
I'm pretty sure that's just a snow making machine like what you see at a ski resort, but with an "Anti Smog Gun" sticker on it lol
Atotallyrandomname t1_iv1c885 wrote
It just sprays water in the air to weigh down all the particles in the air and shit
evilshadowdove t1_iv3efar wrote
So it's like a giant Fabreze?
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Fookin_Fred t1_iv12h4j wrote
Perfect, meanwhile, I will ride out the recession by putting on my job helmet and jumping into the job cannon!
VentureQuotes t1_iv1j6os wrote
Isn’t an anti smog gun just when you shoot the CEO of an oil company
S_K_Y t1_iv17q24 wrote
I didn't know they existed but it makes sense.
If we can make sonic guns that use sound to injure or incapacitate someone then anti-smog guns are definitely on the table.
CrimeCoder t1_iv2dprb wrote
America's like "Hell ya praytner! That's how you fuckin' do it! Yeeehaw!"
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asdaaaaaaaa t1_iv2zsvr wrote
So they just move all the particulates to their water sources? "Regular" dust isn't the worst thing (assuming it's just dirt-dust), but some materials like brake dust probably isn't too great. Then considering that water will also carry anything on the ground like tire particulates and stuff. I get it's a trade off, better to breath, but wish there was a better way.
blueeyedlion t1_iv3cw4f wrote
Snow cannons!
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