Cid-Itad OP t1_ixvtz7w wrote
He probably accidentally fell to his death from the first floor window.
sdlover420 t1_ixw1e0p wrote
On a bed of bullets you say?
altagyam_ t1_ixw48lt wrote
Oh dear…
nola5lim t1_ixw4n9t wrote
How's his wife holding up?
Bokth t1_ixwngn3 wrote
To shreds you say?
DroopyTrash t1_ixws4qv wrote
Was his apartment rent controlled?
donobinladin t1_ixxdobc wrote
The number of floors he fell is TOO DAMN HIGH
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LemonHerb t1_ixw2y7d wrote
Fell down an elevator shaft onto some bullets
Austin_AD t1_ixw821b wrote
Lots of gravity poisoning going on over there...
aDirtyMartini t1_ixw6lfo wrote
I heard that he committed suicide by shooting himself, in the back of the head, twice.
Ambitious_Toe_4357 t1_ixwcswv wrote
He fell backwards and his head landed on those two bullets.
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tateotw t1_ixw3pjz wrote
Get a new joke you hack fuck
Pthomas1172 t1_ixw4cz0 wrote
Waiting on the Russians to get more inventive sweetie.
peb396 t1_ixwo4ut wrote
He's a russian propagandist or bot. Putin's killing people and he's worried about Putin's social media presence...of course, if he doesn't he may experience the adrenaline rush of a 10 story suicide attempt.
JubeltheBear t1_ixw4r2v wrote
That moment when an idiot takes a casual joke too seriously on the internet…
Spring-Both t1_ixw79l1 wrote
Tbf it’s getting old. It was funny the first 400 suspicious deaths but at this point it’s just beating a dead horse to death for karma.
tateotw t1_ixwqyqt wrote
Thank you!
tateotw t1_ixwr85h wrote
Ha! I think you missed the point. I didn’t “take a casual joke too seriously”. I said I think the joke is lazy and hack and been done countless times and now it’s a pathetic attempt at a karma grab. Good day asshole 🎩
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Strificus t1_ixvz60c wrote
Did he know either Clinton?
BuffaloSoldier11 t1_ixvzk0v wrote
Good lord you people never give it a break
Western-Edge-965 t1_ixw0n4j wrote
Even more so, what does this story have to do with the US?
Fuck all that's what.
cafeteriastyle t1_ixw35jq wrote
Shhh. The grownups are talking 🤫
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KaiserMazoku t1_ixxp2nt wrote
George Clinton?
peb396 t1_ixwov92 wrote
No, but Putin has slapped that ass on both of them! Once at the same time.
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