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zorbathegrate t1_j24fupc wrote on December 29, 2022 at 4:18 PM

“Police are confident those who defaced the great Jebediah Springfield monument will be apprehended and brought to Justice. ‘We will leave no stone unturned and no backpack un nuggeted.’ Stated police chief Yondell Quimb”