prusik15 t1_j0sg3ho wrote on December 19, 2022 at 1:46 AM

We gotta stop this iguana before he causes any more outages...

OtheDreamer t1_j0she33 wrote on December 19, 2022 at 1:57 AM

Florida Iguana is a menace

AdClemson t1_j0t1dn3 wrote on December 19, 2022 at 4:45 AM

Should be able to run for the Governor!

Yurastupidbitch t1_j0vr2mo wrote on December 19, 2022 at 7:56 PM

Would probably win too, knowing FL.

cypressgreen t1_j0t4xqs wrote on December 19, 2022 at 5:20 AM

I heard he shares a hidden shack in the Everglades with Florida Man and that guy named 4Chan. Arson lives there too. So many fires are due to Arson; why don’t they just arrest him already‽

Ed_Durr t1_j0u646n wrote on December 19, 2022 at 1:16 PM

You try approaching Florida Man’s home with an arrest warrant. Even if you can make it pass the land mines and killer mosquito nests, the methed-up attack alligators will surely get you.

blurtard t1_j0vq20l wrote on December 19, 2022 at 7:50 PM

Enough of this soft language. They’re not “iguanas”. Call them what they are - domestic terrorists.

Runswithbeertoo t1_j0sqq3z wrote on December 19, 2022 at 3:13 AM

We gotta stop him before he gets to the dam!