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neercatz t1_j0xi00q wrote

Reply to comment by PetzlPretzel in Five injured after 'severe turbulence' on United Airlines flight into Houston by kittehstrophic

What is it about Altimas and their drivers?!!?!? I'm 100% convinced there's a destruction clause in the contract when you buy one.

Section 3, paragraph 2, subgraph bullet point 4 - User must wreck this car into at least 3 solid and 2 moving objects within the first year of ownership or vehicle will be repossessed and sold to another owner who promised to really fuck it up.

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PetzlPretzel t1_j0xj8kw wrote

I don't know man, but you got me thinking.

Now I wanna make a junkyard Altima rally car.

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