Submitted by WE-NEED-MORE-CATS t3_10jkh9h in news
lightbulbfragment t1_j5l77cz wrote
Reply to comment by GoArray in ‘Unknown possible explosive device’ that prompted evacuation was an egg, officials say by WE-NEED-MORE-CATS
At first I read this as "wrapped in a banana" and was really struggling to understand why someone would wrap anything in a banana, but especially an egg or bomb.
willstr1 t1_j5lprkv wrote
Its a new combo landmine, you trip the enemy for the extra embarrassment
Sinphony_of_the_nite t1_j5ls5qf wrote
It is known colloquially as the 'wham-bam'.
Prophet_Tehenhauin t1_j5lwxis wrote
If it was armed with a Thank You Ma'am someone could've dropped their croissant
SnooMemesjellies7469 t1_j5t04b8 wrote
What's a Thank you ma'am? Is it like Thank you sir may I have a other?
willstr1 t1_j5lsbum wrote
Originally developed by the ACME Company
AlwaysUpvotesScience t1_j5ly6ln wrote
Coyote tested, roadrunner approved.
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GoArray t1_j5lu83x wrote
This gave me a terrible idea!
Peel banana but leave like 2" of the peel intact.
Jam egg into little 2" pocket.
Throw!
I'm imagining the peeled pieces acting as stabilizers for the egg bomb!
2459-8143-2844 t1_j5nahjn wrote
Yeah the potassium of the banana reacts with the eggs calcium. Basically thermite.
Wand_Cloak_Stone t1_j5mh0tr wrote
I did too but for some reason my tired brain thought it made complete sense and I moved on. I didn’t realize it didn’t say banana until I read your comment.
Fuzzy_Logic_4_Life t1_j5oypoi wrote
I read banana as well.
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