Don't trust him right away, he's a vampire, he's probably supernaturally charming, etc. But who cares about that, the point to take away from all this is "You can live every girl and gay's dream... and bone that vampire if you play your cards right."

Really hoping the "you'll be dead in a year" means you're gonna be a vampire, babe! And not just dead-dead instead. I think the only way to keep the motel going and every weird guest under control indefinitely is to just be immortal anyway. You asked who would take that seat when your gone, and who better than you (again).