You know what always makes me giggle?

When men like that buy what the preacher is selling.

God and “the” Devil weren’t the first, they fought tooth and nail to become the opposite sides of monotheistic scale, and even now that scale isn’t nearly as big as they want their followers to believe.

Hold on to that truth, Fiona. You’ve got the right of it. The balance between order and chaos is important. Beings far older than those two have kept that balance for a long time. And imbecilic entities like them have to keep going and stack the scales in their favor.

Don’t let the sleeper fall into either of their hands. Not the Christ-God and damn sure not Nick. They’ve started enough religious wars, you don’t want to be the catalyst to their latest Cold War becoming a hot one.