This is hilarious and creepy, I enjoyed it.

But I live with a squishmallow addict (my sister) and I know that there is no way that you could walk around holding a box with a 24 incher plus others in the box. HAHA I know this is a dumb critique.

I tried to get into liking squishmallows because my sister is obsessed and I have a few.

Oddly enough I have one 24 inch squishmallow that is a black bat and it is the size of a bean bag chair. It takes up half of one side of my queen sized bed. Squishmallow sizing is b.s. but usually the 24 inch ones are actually huge.

I also have the black spider squishmallow that I think was listed at 16 inches. It is also big but more reasonable for the story.

.............the real horror story, obviously, is do you see what the squishmallow addiction does to you? To your friends and family!!!?!

hahaha