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sadogdogsad t1_it78kmk wrote

Sounds oddly suspicious. OP, are you sure you didn't murder them?

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lightingnations OP t1_it7jj46 wrote

It's okay you can trust me. I'm a marine biologist.

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Pm7I3 t1_it9tf6u wrote

Of all biologists, marine biologists are the least trustworthy. I know what you and those penguins are up to! Larry told me.

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sostias t1_itaw2ex wrote

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist.

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Queenofqueerquails t1_itf8ev4 wrote

A marine biologist who was barely weirded out by the fact that there wasn't any wildlife at all? Seems suspicious to me

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TlMEGH0ST t1_it7hteo wrote

Yeah… that last sentence has me wondering if this “creature” even exists at all 🤔

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unknownredditto t1_itdgv33 wrote

They told us exactly what happened though! How could they be lying and covering up a triple murder by saying that they conveniently survived from a mythical murdering monster leaving no traces of their friends' remains in the middle of thousands of miles of islands in Thailand?? Actually... it sounds awfully suspicious when I say it out loud.

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TlMEGH0ST t1_itdoguw wrote

😹 you had me in the first half, not gonna lie

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