Submitted by RobertMort t3_z6jjf9 in nosleep
CandiBunnii t1_iy3eti3 wrote
just wanted to say that I TOTALLY CALLED THE MINI BLACK HOLE FACES!
But I digress.
I was worried if you put your hands up you wouldn't be able to take them back off after, so that's good.
I don't think they can do The Suck from a distance, so I suppose as long as you keep them at arms length you should be alright.
You might look a little silly to everyone else who is not experiencing The Great Suckening but it may be worth your time to invest in a full face helmet with a visor. Maybe get a motorized bike or moped to make it seem less out of place.
RagicalUnicorn t1_iy8wu05 wrote
Let's be honest everyone has been experiencing The Great Suckening since about 2016 and its only been escalating.
kingdomscum t1_iybumn2 wrote
Isn’t that just adulthood
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